How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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