Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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