- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

You know whats funny? Women's rights

why was the cat black it was a black cat

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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