What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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breasts

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42

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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