Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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