What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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