- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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