Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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