What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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