- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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