Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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This joke is funny

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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baloney sandwich

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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