- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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