What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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I agree

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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People with cancer.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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What happen? Idk...

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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