- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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