What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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