- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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