- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

I work at jcpenny

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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