What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

It says so on your cap.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

You have friends

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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