- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

A blind man watches TV

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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