- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Stop. Seriously stop.

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

soccer

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

you gay?

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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