- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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