- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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