A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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roses are red violets are indigo

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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