why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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how did the man die he didnt

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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