Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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