what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why? Why not?

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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