- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

A man buys a prius

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Knock knock What?

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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