How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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call me maybe.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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