A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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I? Everett

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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no really what are ur names?

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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