- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Punching a baby

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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