Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

no really what are ur names?

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

I? Everett

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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