what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is green and slow Grass.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

well use a tissue!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops