- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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