- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak