- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What is green and slow Grass.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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