What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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