Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Knock knock What?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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A man buys a prius

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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