Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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