Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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call me maybe.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Your Mother

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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