- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Justin Bieber

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Two planes walk into an office building

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