Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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