- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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