What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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soccer

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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