Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

KOOKABURRA

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Where's my tractor?

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

I regret everything.....

FUCK THE JEWS

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Women's rights

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