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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Ron Paul for President!

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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how did the man die he didnt

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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