Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

robin, get in the car.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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