- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

womens rights

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

you gay?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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