What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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