- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Your Mother

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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