- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

child labor

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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