- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Two planes walk into an office building

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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