Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Anti Joke

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