- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

This statement is false.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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