What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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WHAT????

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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