If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

A person from Singapore eats

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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