- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Obama walks into a hospital....

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

How many light bulbs? 1

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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