Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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