- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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