- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

whats worse than a kane nothing

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

once you go black your credit goes wack

what tall and looks like a jew?

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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