Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Get on the boat.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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