Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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