- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

the sky is green no it is not

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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