- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

William wright is Gay

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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