What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

the sky is green no it is not

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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