- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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