Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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mental kid

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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