I Have a Black Friend

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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