- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Sarah Palin

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Dakota Fanning

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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