Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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scientology.

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hola said the chinese man

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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