Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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